New Internet Yelling

My predictions for the future of iNtErNeT yElLiNG.

Posted on 2020 July 26

In human society we communicate every day. We communicate everything from our desires and success, to our fears and dreams, to our joys and angers.

Thinking of anger, I love when someone yells on the internet lIkE tHiS. It’s really satisfying to type like that too. 😸

wHo DrAnK mY pEpSi?

One day I was trying to do one of the cool spacing things:

w h e n i s l u n c h

Which is also super satisfying to write, but maybe not super easy to read. Except I made a mistake, I wrote it as

w h e n i s l u n ch

A realization overcame me when I read this. 🤯

This is an accidental format that I want to champion. I don’t know if it will catch on

wh od ra nk my pe ps i

WH OD RA NK MY PE PS I

wH oD rA nK mY pE pS i

Also I changed Caps Lock on my computer into backspace (colemak typer!), so anytime someone would yell with a single quote ('), I’m holding shift and I type (") instead. It’s super satisfying.

WHERE"S MY PEPSI? I CAN"T BELIEVE I CAN"T FIND IT.

🤘